"Oh? You want to come with me? Ok, just hold your breath and think of Fiddler on the Roof." You do as he says, and in another moment you hear the sweet sound of a violin. When you open your eyes you see a goat sitting on a fence, playing the violin. You smile from your place in the mud. "Well, this is happiness, isn't it?"

Yes, yes it is.
This Choose Your Own Adventure is created by Danielle Bazinet, with a little help from her friends.