A woman dressed in purple spandex is standing on your doorstep. When you open the door she holds out a small brown package and tells you to take it. She has a slight Russian accent, or maybe Scottish.

Take the package.
Ask about the man in blue.
Close the door and go back to cartoons. You're missing Gargoyles for this crap.
Make a comment about how bad she must smell when she takes off her outfit.
This Choose Your Own Adventure is created by Danielle Bazinet, with a little help from her friends.