He takes you out for coffee, but he doesn't pay for your drink. Oh well, what can you expect from a random guy? As you're sipping your drink he leans over the tiny table and asks, "Can I tell you a secret?" You shrug. If he wants to tell you something, that's his problem. "I'm not from this world," he says. "I'm from an alternate dimension. Every movie ever made exists in a parallel universe; that is the big secret the government is keeping from the people."