As soon as you take the package she turns around and jumps into a passing van, the door held open by a man in a blue spandex suit. You watch them drive off at speeds well above the residential speed limit and then go back into the house. Unable to contain your curiosity any longer you open the box. Inside there is a small metal device that resembles a tv remote. It has two buttons on it. A red button and a blue button.

Press the red button.
Press the blue button.
Throw the thing in the trash and go back to cartoons.
This Choose Your Own Adventure is created by Danielle Bazinet, with a little help from her friends.